Short Funny Quotes About Life

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the PoohPeople say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert EinsteinTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert EinsteinIf A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntireTo succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae BrownOne of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown

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If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire CookIf plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire Cook

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire Cook

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. SeussToday was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss

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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles SchulzDon’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

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When life shuts a door. Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. – AnonymousWhen life shuts a door. Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. – Anonymous

When life shuts a door. Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. – Anonymous

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho MarxOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

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