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Funny Inspirational Quotes
A. A. Milne
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
5 years ago
Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein
5 years ago
Albert Einstein
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein
5 years ago
Reba McEntire
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire
5 years ago
Anonymous
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. – Anonymous
5 years ago
Claire Cook
If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire Cook
5 years ago
Dr. Seuss
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss
5 years ago
Charles M. Schulz
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
5 years ago
Anonymous
When life shuts a door. Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. – Anonymous
5 years ago
Anonymous
Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back to you. – Anonymous
5 years ago
Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
5 years ago
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