Funny Comedy Quotes

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

5 years ago

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

5 years ago

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. – Anonymous

6 years ago

Appreciate those who gossip about you, it’s not easy for someone to leave their problems and carry yours on their head. – Anonymous

6 years ago

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire Cook

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss

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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

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The ability to speak several languages is a valuable asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. – Anonymous

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

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